First of all: Happy new year, everyone! We're still in the beggining of it, so I guess I can still wish you the best

My crazy life has, for now, become nice and calm, so I'll try a new year's resolution: to post at least once a week!
It's not that much, but it's more than what I've been doing, so I guess it's ok for now.

did this fun meme so I decided I'd give it a try! Do it too, if you like it

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com (
[link] ) and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.
1.) Your name?
Morgana
definition:
The name of a girl I know. She is really cool, in fact, she is the coolest and best looking Morgana I know.
Morgana is off the hizook
2.) Your age?
21 (oww, I feel so old when I type/say it)
definition:
The age at which one is finally considered human.
The magical age where it is legally ok to get incredibly drunk. At this time, a young adult spends most of his free time consuming vast amounts of alcohol in a variety of forms, saying that they're "making up for lost years."
The magic number in the game of Blackjack.
Croupier: '21 - we have a winner'
CardShark: '

ay me out my one-and-a-half, biatch'
3.) One of your friends?
João
definition:
a gay fag who likes to eat custard
Joao eats Mjs Custard everyday
(hahahah omg, poor him)
4.) What should you be doing?
working
definition:
A term to describe the tedious and boring indentured servitude that most people are forced to endure to get money. Generally, not a pleasant experience.
"No, I can't come to the party tonight. I'm working late."
The opposite of EA Games.
This game is working!
A form of the word work, to perform duties or labor, (sometimes used as opposite of broken, or as synonym for functioning*)
*the watch is not broken it is working fine, Jon is working hard.
5.) Favorite color?
blue
definition:
The feeling when u wake up at 7 in the morning and remembering it's a monday.
"i got the monday blues"
POLICE:
Refering to the color uniforms that cops wear.
"Dont trust that snitch, I hear he's workin for the blue"
"Keep an eye out for the blue"
Material, used by a stand-up comedian, that is considered crude or obscene
Bill Cosby does not use "blue" material.
George Carlin uses a whole fucking lot of "blue" material
The most amazing guy in the world. Makes you feel like you are the only one important person in the world. Loving and hates those who should be hated.
Did you hear about my Blue?
Hell yeah, I did! Score, girl!
Discribes ones sexual preference in this case, being gay.
The Guy on the train was bluer then the water in the ocean, he was wearing a pink sarf...
A code word that short hyper nyc teenagers use when an attractive, usually older, man is sited.
Girl 1 - "Lisa! Blue!"
Girl 2 - "Where? :turns: Hehe, yes!"
Girl 1 - "..Blue."
Girl 2 - :looks: :nods:
When someone sits on a computer and looks at the gayest shit in the world, when someone dresses like a fag. This word is for someone who isn't gay but sure as hell acts like it.(dustin b.).
man that's gay your such a blue.
(so much nonsense! XD ahahssaahaha omg)
6.) Birthplace?
Salvador - Brazil
definition: The sexxiest man in a room.
An Extremely attractive guy.
Gina: "wow, that is one hot guy!"
Brenda: "He's such a Salvador!!!"
(hahahahaa, I'll add Brazil too, cause it's so funny)
a country that is really big
"Wow, Brazil is big!" -George W. Bush
A factory for sexy people.
"Why is Gisele Bundchen so jaw-droppingly gorgeous??"
"Dude, she's from Brazil."
"Oh that makes sense then."
The Best Country in the World
just thought you should know
The place in the world with everything.
Beauty
Beaches
Rain forests
Mountains
Ocean
River
Hot people
Soccer
ect.
Holy fuckin shit I want to go to Brazil because it has everything!
"Brazil has hot boys"
"and hot girls!"
a name of someone's crotch when they have had a Brazilian wax
"would you like to take a trip to brazil?"
"yes, i would love to have sex"
7.) Month of your birth?
October
definition:
NUDY MAGAZINE DAY!
- what day is it?
- ...october...
(go watch billy madison)
Tom the jackhammer Billuson brutally molested a sheep named "Octy" during the 31 days of this fall month. The story was so horrifying that villagers named these 31 days after the poor sheep, thus resulting in the name october
Man 1: October is the greatest month ever
Man 2: You pervert!
The name of U2's second album. It is one of their many, many amazing studio creations.
October is U2's worst album, but it is better than all of the MTV rap hip hop shit that we see today.
8.) Last person you talked to?
my boyfriend
definition:
Non-essential male counterpart. However, with the aid of a magical diamond attached to a golden ring, the boyfriend may transform into a more revered creature named "husband."
My boyfriend proposed last night; he's the most amazing man I've ever met. Note: the usage of "man" here indicates status raise.
A male whom a female begins a relationship with. He is not essential to making the female a better person, but more so a person she can depend on for emotional support, sexual comfort, or life lessons.
1)A boyfriend, depending on how the girl feels about him can make a girl feel beautiful, special, a better person, and dependant on the happiness she recieves from him if he is a proper man.
2)A boyfriend can also be an enemy that the female cannot get herself away from because she feels as though she "needs" him, even though he may cause her physical, emotional, or psycological pain.
3)A boyfriend can be a wonderful or a horrible thing, but either way, they are always welcome
1)Hey, this is my boyfriend, and I love him to death
2)My boyfriend isn't so bad, you just don't know him like I do
1. A male that one allows to regularly invade their pants.
2. A male that one relies on to hide their insecurities.
3. On rare occasion: A male that one truly loves.
Hey, girl, meet my boyfriend.
Synonyms of perverts
The guy who plays with your gentils while your are sleeping or passed out.
Is that pervert your boyfriend?
a male human, at the mercy of his unforgiving hormones, unfortunate enough to commit to a needy, whining, selfish female human. The female human will pretend most anything to ensnare a male human so that she may further her own security and selfish desires. When the female human has sucked what she wanted from the male human, and, when it appears to her that the male human has been sucked dry and has little more to feed her selfish desires with, she will stop pretending, and her love will in an instant turn to ambivalence.
She would always let her boyfriend pay for the expensive dinners and activities. Meanwhile, she would buy condos and stocks so that when the boyfriend ran out of money, she would be all set when after leaving him.
When a male refers to another male as a "boyfriend," he is saying that he looks out for his only female too much.
This boyfriend pays too much attention to that woman.
U can use "this" insted of walking with dog
woman: c'mon boy! let's go !!
boyfriend: hou hou
A type of person who was hired by the mafia to get in the way of all my girlfriends(hoes).
ME: hEY BABY
gIRL: HEY
bOY: i AM HER BOYFRIEND
mE: bACK OFF MY HOES!
bOY; (SCARED) OOOOH OKKKKK!
(HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA who wrote this?? XD)
9.) One of your nicknames?
Morg
definition:
morg (n): 1. The Mormon Church based in Salt Lake City Utah 2. The collective membership of the Mormon Church.
Etymology: reference to the group-think mentality of members of the mormon church similar to the group-mind of the Borg Collective from Paramount's Star Trek series. Both the Borg and the Morg are collectives attempting to conquer (baptise in the case of the morg) and assimilate every culture they come in contact with.
The Morg claims that they have over 500,000 members in Chile, but a recent census revealed that only 100,000 actually consider themselves mormon.
Plural: Morgs
Slang for Massively Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game(s). The acronym MMORPGs is a synonym. This shortening of the acronym is starting to be in use in the online world.
Paul has played almost every MORG out there from Everquest to City of Heros.